*Q:Where do you find dinosaur bones?
A: Wherever they are lost!
* Q: Which dinosaur could jump higher than a tree?
A: All of them! Trees can't jump!
* Q: What's green and goes slam,slam,slam,slam?
A: A four-door dinosaur!
* Q:How do you keep a dinosaur from charging?
A: Take away its credit card!
* Q: How many fresh eggs can a Tyrannosaurus eat on an empty stomach?
A: Just one- after that his stomach is no longer empty!
* Q:How did the dinosaur cowboy feel after a hard day on the range?
A: Saddle-Saurus!
* Q:What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
A:Tyrannosaurus Wrecks!
* Q:Why didn't anyone sleep in the same room with Daddy Dinosaur?
A:Because he was a Bronto-snorus!
* Q:What does a dinosaur pay when she drives across a bridge?
A:A reptoll!
* Q:How did the demolition workers blow up rocks?
A:With dino-mite!
* Q:What do you call a dinosaur who left his armor out in the rain?
A:A Stegosau-rust!
* Q:Why did the dinosaur like to play with his friends?
A:Because he was tons of fun!
* Q:What do you call a dinosaur cowboy?
A:Tyrannosaurus Tex!
* Q: What do you call a giant dentist with scaly skin and a long tail?
A:An orthodontosaurus!
* Q:What did prehistoric carpenters use to cut through wood?
A:Dinosaws!
* Q:How many dinosaurs did it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:None, there weren't any light bulbs back then!
* Q:What is a mom dinosaur called?
A:A Mamasaurus! *
